An online friend posted this and I though it was funny, but also very fitting with all the hoop-la going on with the TSA:

 

‎"Solutions? Israel's developing a security device that eliminates the drama that comes with body scanners. It's a booth you step into. It won't X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device on you. None of this crap about racial profiling.You're at the airport terminal...you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly after an voice comes over the PA "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight # 7. "